Gig / Rudery

Very fun gig at the Etcetera Theatre last night - it was the last Nice Mum Etc for a while which added a little piquancy to the proceedings (at least in my head it did - as I stood backstage with my face plastered in blue paint and spring onions taped to my fingers to perform some hastily assembled comedy conceit, I thought I would miss the opportunity to make a tit of myself in such a fashion.) Luckily the fantastic acts that were on - Nice Mum, Pete Gold and the Congress of Oddities - will all be performing at Spafest next month (along with lots of other top acts), so people should get themselves down to Tunbridge Wells and enjoy the delights of the elegant Georgian town and take advantage of lots of talented comics gurning for your pleasure. You can read the first issue of the silly newspaper what I have wrote to publicise the festival here - The Disgusted Times.

Other news - someone has drawn a huge 8-foot penis outside the posh building where I work. It is quite an extraordinary piece of graffiti - written in gravel on a very large scale - the lines are quite clean so someone has taken quite a lot of effort to construct it. It's been there for three days now and no-one has taken it upon themselves to remove it. In fact since Saturday, someone has added to the artwork by writing the word "fanny" in large capital letters. It is clearly a work in progress: